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DEPARTMENT OF COOL SHIT OFFICE OF FINDINGS EST. 2026

Office of Findings · Est. 2026

Department of Cool Shit

We find cool shit, take it apart, and file a report on what's inside.

Case files

1 report on file
  1. File DCS-0001
    Filed Oct 4, 2026 Candystand.com · 2001 · Shockwave

    Wiffle Ball, Decompiled

    Candystand's Wiffle Ball was a fixture of early-2000s browser games. We decompiled its code from the copy preserved in Flashpoint. Two decades later, it turns out the game had been quietly breaking its own rules the whole time.

About the department

A small, underfunded agency devoted to the investigation of cool shit. We take things apart and write down what we find. Reports are filed when they're finished, not on a schedule.

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